WHO IS RYAN DUNN AND HOW DID HE DIE?

I WAS MASTURBATING WITH A TAMPON WHEN THE STRING CAME OFF AND NOW THE TAMPON IS SOMEWHERE INSIDE OF ME, I PUT MY PET FISH NEMO UP MY FANNY TO TRY FIND IT BUT NEMO DIED UP THERTE SO NOW IT STINKS OF ROTTON FISH AND TAMPON X